What If Lil Kim and Foxy Brown Formed A Duo?
7:00AM ET July 22nd, 2011
Contributor : Jecquea Howsie
A Rocky Williform Company

Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are trying to hold onto their credibility and star power, despite the fact that neither one has had a hit record in years. But instead of battling Nicki Minaj or Tom Joyner single-handedly, maybe the former chart-toppers should team up. Consider a few reasons why they should join forces.

We all know the well is dry, and the music industry is taking a beating. Obviously hooking up would enable both of you to perform in front of twice as many people as either of you would attract solo. Gay clubs, straight clubs, jazz clubs-- hell bat mitzvahs, at the end of the day all money is green and it doesn’t matter where it comes from.

Also, retro is in. They're even relaunching Spiderman. So grab DJ Khaled and a million-and-one of his closest friends to hop on a track. Make a pointless video with an actor cameo, then hop on the Twitter beef bandwagon and start a rant.

We all know how much both of you love to strip down, so when your thirsty album cover hits the shelves, you’ll be able to provide endless spread eagles for your ten blood sucking Stans.

And finally…

Together you might have a chance against Nicki Minaj. It’s a new millennium, so stealing her title won’t be easy. Actually, it will probably be impossible. It’s sad to say, but you’ll probably have to do a sex tape, sign with Young Money, do a feature with Nicki, and go back in time to 1997 before anyone will take you seriously.