''It Has Taken Me Years To Master the Art of Facial Hair''
6:00AM ET December 12th, 2012
Contributor : Chris G.
A Rocky Williform Company

Philadelphia rapper Freeway has teamed with Eric's World TV via 2DopeBoyz to have a little fun at his own expense. More specifically, Free has released a tongue-in-cheek infomercial making fun of his distinctive facial hair. In the clip, Freeway is touting a line of lotion called Freeway's Manbeard Facial Sanitizing and Activating Lotion.

The product promises to turn men from "poon to goon in 21 days."

"What's up, motherf**kers? I'm Freeway, and this is my beard," he begins. "It has taken me years to master the art of facial hair, and I have travelled to furthest corners of the Earth, and have spoken to and mentored some of renowned and respected bearded legends of our time. People such as: Sean Connery, James Harden, Zach Gafanafakis [sic], Rick Rubin and LeBron James - by the way, Freeway's hairline therapy is coming soon. I could never teach you all of the knowledge I have acquired, but lucky for you, I have harnessed all of my wisdom into this little bottle."